The life of Itaunthbt (wolf-star)

itaunthbt @ 2006-02-12T17:03:00

2006-02-13T01:03:22Z

The other day I went up to a local Christian

bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love

Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling

particularly sassy that day because I had

just come from a thrilling choir performance,

followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I

bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting

experience that followed! I was stopped at a

red light at a busy intersection, just lost

in thought about the Lord and how good He

is... and I didn't notice that the light had

changed. It is a good thing someone else

loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd

never have noticed! I found that LOTS of

people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting

there the guy behind started honking like

crazy, and then he leaned out of his window

and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO!

GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant

cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone

started honking! I just leaned out of my

window and started waving and smiling at all

these loving people. I even honked my horn a

few times to share in the love! There must

have been a man from Florida back there

because I heard him yelling something about a

"sunny beach"...I saw another guy

waving in a funny way with only his middle

finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my

teenage grandson in the back seat what that

meant, and he said that it was probably a

Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,

I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I

leaned out the window and gave him the good

luck sign back. My grandson burst out

laughing... why, even he was enjoying this

religious experience! A couple of the people

were so caught up in the joy of the moment

that they got out of their cars and started

walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray

or ask what church I attended, but this is

when I noticed the light had changed. So,

grinning, I waved to all my sisters and

brothers, and drove on through the

intersection. I noticed I was the only car

that got through the intersection before the

light changed. I felt kind of sad that I had

to leave them after all the love we had

shared, so I slowed the car down leaned out

of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian

good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Grandma

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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the

meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how

beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had

long been suspicious of a relationship

between John and his roommate, and this only

made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the

two interact, she started to wonder if there

was more between John and the roommate than

met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John

volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are

just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I can't find the beautiful silver gravy

ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do

you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it,

but I'll write her a letter just to be

sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm

not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from

my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not'

take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that

one has been missing ever since you were here

for dinner. Love, John"
Several days later, John received a letter from his

mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not

saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and

I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with

Julie. But the fact remains that if she were

sleeping in her own bed, she would have found

the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

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A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called

over the head waiter one morning and said

with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning

I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so

under cooked it's runny, and the other so

over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also,

grilled bacon that has been left out so it

gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that

crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a

knife; butter straight from the deep freeze

so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot

of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said

the bewildered waiter. "It might be

quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --

that's what I got yesterday!"

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My family physician told me of an incident that

actually happened to him back in the early

days of his practice.
He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he

determined right away that the baby had an

earache. He wrote a prescription for ear

drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put

two drops in right ear every four hours"

and he abbreviated "right" as an R

with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with

her baby, complaining that the baby still had

an earache, and his little behind was getting

really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and

sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the

following instructions on the label:
"Put two drops in R ear every four

hours."

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A very large, old building was being torn down in

Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper.

Due to its proximity to other buildings it

could not be imploded and had to be

dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction

workers found a skeleton in a small closet

behind the elevator shaft. They decided that

they should call the police.
When the police arrived they directed them to the

closet and showed them the skeleton fully

clothed and standing upright. They said

"this could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody

really important."
Two days went by and the construction workers

couldnt stand it any more, they had to know

who they had found. They called the police

and said "we are the two guys who found

the skeleton in the closet and we want to

know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody

important."
The police said its not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was

somebody kind of important."
"Well, who was it?"
The 1956 National Hide-and-Seek Champion.

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder

to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car,

nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath,

and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the

cab, then the driver said "Look mate,

don't ever do that again. You scared the

daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise

that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied
"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is

my first day as a cab driver - I've been

driving 'hearses' for the last 25

years!"

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A woman was walking on an empty road with a duck in

her arms. Then, a man came up to her and

said, Nice PIG.
Um, excuse me sir, but this is a duck.
Um, excuse me maam, but I wasnt talking about the

duck.

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!!.....

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register

of Historic Places.
9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion

taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a

14-year-old on a moped.
7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car

for 3 days.
6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I

re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to

steal "The Club."
4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep

running up to you and asking if anyone was

hurt.
3. For the last five years, you've had to settle

for making "vroom, vroom" noises

while in the driveway.
2. You keep losing dates on left turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name

when discussing morning tie-ups.

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itaunthbt @ 2006-02-12T11:04:00

2006-02-12T19:03:54Z

Night...

You are dark and mysterious to other that don't

know you. You liek it that way. You liek to

be by yourself and are know as a loner.. you

love to be out at night be it walking aroudn

the streets or just sitting on your roof or

back yard looking up at the night sky. You

are a very deep thinker and you are also most

likely a little deppresed or morbid in some

way..

Your Quote is..

"The mysterious is always attractive. People

will always follow a vail."
-Bede Jarrett, The House of Gold

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Name: Akiko
Meaning: Light and Bright
Power: Control of Air
Flower: white iris
Quote: Kind words do not cost much, yet they

accomplish much

You are very kind, curious, and you are sometimes

quiet. You are smart so you have a lot of

good ideas. Your friends look up to you

because of your qualities and unique

abilities. You are calm and you are very at

peace with the world.

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Yay! icon

What's Your Icon?
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You look like this!

What do you look like? (Girls only) Outstanding anime pics!!
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The Lonesome Wolf
You are basically a depressed person, you

hate your life and feel that you deserve

better. Self-conscious and prejudiced, you

have been through one of the hardships of

life: Rejection.

Your Quote: "I love sleep...my life has a

tendency to fall apart when I'm awake."

.[x]. What's Your Dark Quote? .[x]. [Anime Pictures included]
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You are a calm, easy going person. You most likely

have lots of friends and are a very good

listener. You are involved at school whether

it be sports or in various clubs. You seem to

be a very nice person, but you should should

try be a little more risky or adventurous.

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you are happy and immoratal. you have never done

anything vile. anger is an oppisite of you.

you can always keep a secret. when someone

needs you to talk to you can keep yor promise

by not telling a soul.

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another quiz, again, so many

2006-01-28T23:53:45Z

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SIZE="3" COLOR="

#66ccff">Spirit Beauty
Your spirit is absolutely beautiful; youre very

honest and pure. You are grateful for all you

have and dont approve of things that destroy

and how people throw away things as if its

nothing. You are confident and have spirit

and guts to do anything that you want. Your

pretty much calm most of the time and dont

get angry easily but when you do it would be

for a good reason

To reveal your goddess,

you must talk to other about how you feel

until you feel your power and aura released.

Dont worry; youll know when it will happen.

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quiz.

2006-01-28T04:24:22Z

You believe yourself as lonely, lost person! People
think you are a lonely person, because you
are rarely seen with other people!!! People
know very little about you beacause you are
barely ever seen! You don't like to hang out
were people usually meet! You like to go to
places were people don't go!!!

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You are a sorrowful elf. Something haunts your
past, and no matter what it is, you will
fight until you die. You seem so distant and
lost to everyone, but inside, you are ready
for anything.

What elf are you? *sweet anime pic*
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The Future You're not into the past. You're too busy looking
ahead. Where's your flying car, eh? And
where's the free source of energy? Hey, we're working on it, okay!

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you cry for something or someone that was lost. you
are caring and people feel for your loss. be srong and you shall see the light.

tears fall like rain; who do u cry 4?
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Your depressed 100% just like me. People may not c
it, u might hide it from them, but you always
feel the pain no matter how hard you try not
to and pretend to be fine.

Are You Really Depressed or Just A Poser
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If I were a cat, I would be a… Lynx!

Lynxes (Lynx lynx) are compact, agile cats found in great numbers worldwide. Their coats are brownish gray and are covered with irregular spots. They have unique tufted ears and fluffy cheeks. </o:p>

Being a Lynx, you are a very quiet person. You have many talents yet prefer to keep them quiet rather than flaunting them boldly. Many admire you – and for good reason!

- TAZL.com - Take the Quiz -

Empathy- Your inner power is Empathy! This
means that you have a talent for identifying
others emotions, often by simply glancing at
them. You are EXTREMELY shy and quiet. People
sometimes dont notice youre around and seem
surprised to find out you even exist in a big
class. Youre the often silent, goody two
shoes, and few get passed the walls youve
built up to stop yourself being hurt, as you
no doubt have been in the past. Not everyone
understands you, in fact some think that
youre a snob or worse because you rarely
participate in group activities. Youre
extremely sensitive, even the least harsh of
words can hurt you. Only your very few,
closest friends who have earned your
hard-to-get trust know who you really are
inside; a sweet, gentle young woman who is
lonely and so desperately needing friends to
support you. You can get very depressed and
not always know why, despite your power of
empathy, as it seems to only work for people
outside you. Your friends always turn to you
when they need advice or comforting, and in
some way you need to give that helpit makes
you feel better in return to know that youve
helped out your friends. Despite your cold,
impassive exterior and high, seemingly
unbreachable walls, inside you are really a
great, intelligent person, full of compassion
and love, if only people would dare take a
chance and try to get through your tough
shell. Never let others get you down, or
change you. You are very special the way you
areeven if you dont have fifty thousand
friends, you are just as, if not more
extraordinary than everyone else. Reach for
the stars, because I dont doubt youll catch
hold of them. Boy/Girl who will sweep you off your feet:
A sweet, shy and romantic man/woman. The kind
of guy/woman you know will never, ever hurt
you, and will love you for ever. The kind of
person who believes in true love, and soul
mates. Your stone: Blue Topaz Your power: Healing. Emotionally,
physically, or spiritually, you heal people
with your words, your actions and presence.
Youre the one that the little children are
always drawn to, because they know youll
never let anything hurt them. Your element: Clairvoyance (The power to
see objects or events that cannot be
perceived by the normal five senses.) A quote that applies to you: "True
beauty shines from the soul and warms the
world with its kindness, compassion ,
and integrity."

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quizzes, i shall add more as i go along

2006-01-19T03:54:39Z

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September

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and
organized. Likes to point out people's
mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet
but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but
not always honest. Does work well. Very
confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Must control oneself when
criticizing. Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive.
Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly
shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.
Very choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.

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~~>In what Emotion will u and ur soul die in?<~~
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3~Lonely~U and ur soul will die a lonely death...u tend to hide away, u dont like to be noticed that much and u like to be alone...(der)
Quote: "Make new friends and keep the old one is silver and the other is gold"
Song: "Ghost of u ~mCr"

another quiz, i'm quiz happy.

2006-01-18T06:14:49Z

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2006-01-18T06:09:44Z

Your Cliche Naruto Fanfiction! by boyz_kissing_boyz
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The Seme
The Uke
Where it happens
How it happens	They can't remember because they were so drunk
The interfering antagonist
Who gets bastardized
Who's secretly suicidal
Who gets character bashed
The Secondary pairing
Who gets raped
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